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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

I wish the Nazis would fuck each other and leave women alone. No really, you do you.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No no... no.

This... no.

No no no no no, no.

This is waaaaay too on the nose.

You know, around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are ... their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me? Yeah, I'm bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

But I can also guarantee I'd fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a ~~sex~~ rape dungeon you're not allowed to leave.

... these fucking people.

These fucking people.

They're infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

Just... they're cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

... I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just need clavicular to weigh in to complete the shitpile.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

It's like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they all just want to suck each other off? I mean fine if that's what you want to do but don't be hateful to everybody else because you're into it? Such weirdos

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[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago
[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

It's hard to believe only a few years ago, we had this concept known as "parody horizon". People used to say super wacky shit and you had to use your brain power to figure out if they were Beyond the Parody Horizon. Are they saying hilariously stupid shit for sarcasm points, or are they saying weird shit that is just telling?

Unfortunately, the horizon is dead. These people are just... too gone. They can say stupidly telling shit from time to time, but what the hell are we supposed to do about that? Nothing's gonna work.

[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

Can't argue with the math

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Facts really aren’t their thing

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Big macho incels dream of peen.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Andrew Tate: "Having sex with women is for total homosexuals.

Me? As a true gangsta that I am, I give and take it up the ass.

I may be known here as Top G but in my cell in Romania I am known as the Bottom G."

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 206 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 101 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Don't insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.

Wtf does Tate have to offer?

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 37 points 3 days ago

Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 48 points 3 days ago (3 children)

To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.

At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 104 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Guys, is it gay to be attracted to women?

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 114 points 3 days ago (10 children)

"Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

"Human males are more attractive, look at cocks!"

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago

"Also this isn't gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!"

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[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 141 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's nothing more alpha than fucking a dude. Let's just give them that.

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[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 46 points 3 days ago (8 children)
[–] druk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

I thought the same thing, and tried to find the 2 replies. In the grand scheme of things, it does not matter though, because all three of these ghouls would say whatever gets more attention because they are amorphous blobs of shite.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 109 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I find women so attractive that I don't care if they have a dick or not. Damn

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn't as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.

Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn't as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn't get that he was fucking with their worldview.

Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it's just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 3 days ago

More boobs for the rest of us I guess.

[–] Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 27 points 3 days ago

Happy Pride, everyone!

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 3 days ago

Would be funny if all this manosphere shit was just a ploy to turn more twinks gay, so Tate could finally have the harem of his dreams.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

That's a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression

[–] fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Guess they've never seen all of the statues of Athena, Artemis and Aphrodite. You don't get as many nude female statues because it was usually considered obscene for women to be naked in public.

But the Greek male statues were fully nude and depicted ripped mortal men because they were made in line with Aristotle's idea of good art being educational. Those were arguably the marble version of "git gud, scrub".

If there were more male "perfect" body statues at the time, which we can't establish because many have been lost over the millennia, it might actually be evidence that men were considered less attractive and they needed more body shaming to fix it?

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 28 points 3 days ago

Tate knows this is nonsense. He gets more subscribers and more money every time there is outrage about something he said. Don't share.

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