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[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

-- Brian Regan

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

There are more exceptions to the 'i before e' rule in the English language than there are words that follow the rule.

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Wow, that's a hard rule!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Just remember:

I before E except after c but not when your conscientious scientist foreign neighbors Keith and Heidi Einstein seize their eight counterfeit reindeer heifer sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters of average height in a heist and deigns to reimburse the concierge. WEIRD.

[–] mech@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because English is 3 languages in a Trenchcoat

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

three? only?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

Receive inherited the "ei" from French. Retrieve was "e" only, switched to "i" only, and then went to both, all after it was already in English.

A lot of the crazy spelling in English is either because of old French or because medieval/Renaissance scholars found out about Latin and decided they wanted some of it for themselves.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

English is not a serious language

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

It's just as serious/unserious as any other natural human language.

english is three languages in a trench coat

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

English makes WAY more sense when you learn the etymology of words. Multiple languages in a trench coat is totally accurate. Usually, if the spelling is all fucky and doesn't make sense, it's from French... Or sometimes Latin. Although Latin makes more sense than French.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

english makes more sense when never spoken or heard, only ever read and written

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

This meme is literally about the spelling of things. I don't know if you know this, but you have to spell words to write them.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

You can learn about spelling rules at your leisure but it might cause a seizure.

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Eggscellent@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I always went by "i before e except when it's not".

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I always went by "vowels in english spelling are not phonetic" rule

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

That's not very helpful but at least it's true