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[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You aren't required to participate in gay pride celebrations this month. You can instead go watch the He-Man movie and enjoy a fun action movie about totally straight men.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

“Fisto, Ram-Man, to me!

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pride isn't about gays being proud to be gay.

They are proud to be brave enough to come out of the closet. Especially in a world where they could be beaten to death for it.

Straights never needed to do that. So there is no need to be proud.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But I like being straight 😔

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that’s illegal during June.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"You have been found guilty of being straight. You are hereby sentenced to twink tongue torture: I'm going to lick every inch of your body"

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh! Punish me next!

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think it's more like "unashamed." A refusal to hide this essential aspect of oneself.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

every other month of a year

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 8 points 1 day ago

From July to June, unfortunately.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shouldn't a Sontaran be asking when asexual pride month is?

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Just fyi, the answer is June.

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

I will not tolerate this slander against Strax

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's whatever month you want it to be.

Seriously, it's that easy.

(I am against all of the months, personally, they're a constant annoyance in addition the holiday tripe)

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Cmdr. Strax is an ally!

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'd be down for bringing back Floralia~

Dedicated to Flora (goddess of flowers/spring); featured theatrical performances, mimes, nudity, and explicit association with sex workers and fertility rituals.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure it's December. That's when I feel the straightest.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

You're supposed to don your gay apparel in December.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

just say "it was may dumbass you just missed it" and move on

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 1 day ago

I'm proud to be straight every day, hell yeah! I think I'll masturbate to some straight porn right now! 💯🍆🍾😎

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's every month, at the local drag strip.
(Not to be confused with the local drag strip club)

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

(Not to be confused with having a drag at the local club)

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Every month is a straight pride month. By default.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

this gives big Brandon Navom energy.

I hated that episode of Dr. Who

Go back to Scotland Strax, your drunk.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nobody is going to cokment abou being posted on South Dakota's profile ?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure if the South Dakota department of propaganda is a real department.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't really believe "South Dakota Department of Propaganda" is an official state-run account, do you? Well just in case you do, it's not.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But it got verified. The X wouldn't lie to me

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hahahaahaha

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 2 days ago