Bagged milk is shit. In this house we believe in carton supremacy. And without that stupid ass plastic cork

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Bagged milk is shit. In this house we believe in carton supremacy. And without that stupid ass plastic cork

What is this, eastern Canada?
Shop in Canada and you can get it pre-bagged :)
Like this but full of milk?!?

Can I save $0.08 by bringing my own bag?
I swear I'll wash it sometimes!
We usually do cloth bags these days but I don’t see why not.
Serious answer for those unaware
It’s pretty common in certain parts of Canada to buy milk in bags. They usually come 3 bags in one larger bag, the whole thing totalling 4L (so 1.3L per bag) which you’d put in a milk pitcher. You can get cheap plastic pitchers at the grocery store or nicer ones from kitchen stores or pottery fairs. I personally have a nice pottery one from a local potter. The pottery keeps the bag cold for much longer on the counter or table, plus it happens to look nice.
This is what they look like from the grocery store:

And here’s one in a cheap plastic pitcher:

Do you guys cut the back and the front or just the front?
I grew up in a front only house, but my spouse is ADAMANT that you have to cut both sides.
I get the argument, equal pressure, but it’s just not enough volume it’s an issue. Even if you pour out the whole bag it just compresses due to the vacuum.
I grew up front-only too. When my wife and I got our first apartment together, we tried front and back for a bit but it didn’t do anything noticeable so we just do front. Like you said, since it’s a bag it compresses easily. If it were a hard plastic for some reason, that would be a different story. I know there’s a strong discourse on it but after trying both sides, I’m a firm believer in the front-only technique.
Yeah, two sides make more of a difference for rigid containers
Hi, american here! Ha ha ha! I laugh at your silly milk arguements! Clearly milk is meant to be in a hard carton with a screw on top.
realises I'm telling other countries how to do things
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remembers what america looks like right now
...........dammit! I miss the 90s when my country wasn't a dumpster fire! I'm fine with clinton getting a blowjob from a consenting adult. I'm not fine with pedophiles and fascism.
Have your milk however you want. Just don't use the metric system.
I wouldn't screw with how you package your milk
Ooh love me a NitW reference