Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?
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My immediate thought. Thankyou.
“Jesus Fix My Hair”
Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.
Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.
I thought it was Stephen Fry in drag.
It’s clearly John Lithgow before he went bald.
I thought it was a young Jay Leno
Beat me to it! Saw this on vinesauce the other day
This takes me back to a blog I used to read back in the day that did a couple of worst album covers posts.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110515093846/http://salamitsunami.com/archives/91
My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.
Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"
Sounds like a MAGA rally.
Let him in:
You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.
Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.
Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
This sticker was on a car I was stuck behind a while ago.
So did you let him in?
Triple umlaut u
u⃛
If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.
That's a thing?
It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.
Dont have the pics handy, but my favorites were
"Touching Jesus"
"Ths golden organ"
Izzat PP in the upper right?
