A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think

I mean, the 1812 overture...

But this post makes me want to strap myself to the front of a musical cannon. Acausally.

Buddy, I am a statistical inevitability.

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

I certainly find it aggravating!

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

My eye glows appreciatively.

my only hope is that it's not, like, undergrads...

"How can I run over more children and catch fire?" is the AGI's sole thought.