Aggravationstation

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

I know, I know. That you're correct!

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submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by Aggravationstation@feddit.uk to c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
 
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you don't yeet your meat, you can't have any pudding

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

It isn't?

EDIT: After some searching, turns out it is not.

https://www.eightsleep.com/uk/

What kind of a moron would spend £3000 on something that then needs a subscription to work?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Would have been 1998 at school. Can't remember what the very first thing I accessed was, probably something educational we were instructed to. We got it at home the following year. I remember downloading my first MP3s from Slipknot's website around then and spending time in its chatroom. Then I read about Napster in a magazine and gave it a go. We only had the internet at home for a year or two. I had to use it at school and later college or the library after that. But I did have my own website from 2002 - 2005. I remember switching between both Google video and YouTube when they first started. Didn't get the internet at home again until 2006, first smartphone in 2010.

As you suggested I used to do this when distro hopping on my old HP Elitebook that needed Realtek WiFi drivers to be installed manually most of the time.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

*How exactly does one suck a fuck? * By installing Windows of course.

I had a similar experience once. Heard a yowling screech that suggested a fight going on in my back street. Went out and saw my cat sitting at the end of my wall looking into the street. Opened the gate and two cats were in the middle with a bunch of other cats sat on the walls around like feline fight club. All of their glowing eyes looked at me at the same time. I just picked up my cat and brought him inside.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hi hungry, I'm horny

 

Stood by my coffee maker that's just about to finish, feeling super thirsty. Thought I'd have a glass of water before my coffee. Got a glass out of the cupboard, remembered I had ice cubes in the freezer, then got one out and put it in my coffee mug instead of the glass next to it. For a couple of seconds I was like "I've done something wrong, but I don't know what."

 

I'm based in the UK and on an apprenticeship programme at work. After completing a general IT technician course at level 3 I'm moving onto a level 4 course. It looks like my choices are going to be devops or network engineering. I know a little about networks but I know nothing about devops. My question is, which is likely to give me more career opportunities?

 

I mean they're not all super rich but especially in the USA and especially with actors or TV personalities it seems like the well known ones make huge amounts of money. Just picking people at random and doing some searching online, apparently Scott Bakula got paid $120,000 for each episode of NCIS: New Orleans he was in which totalled over $18 million. Some sources say that Sarah Sherman, who's been on SNL for 3 seasons, is worth around $4 million. Why do they get paid huge amounts of money when most people, even if they're at the top of their industry, make a fraction of that?

 

Spoilers for TNG S04E14 Clues

!The Enterprise encounters a planet inhabited by an isolationist species who uses a fake wormhole to knock people out so they can somehow mask their presence. OK, I'm with it so far.

This trap fails on Data who revives the crew and the aliens say they need to destroy the Enterprise to stop people finding out about them. Picard points out that if the Enterprise is destroyed Starfleet will come looking for them. Again, so far so good.

The aliens agree to let the crew live if they can wipe everyone's memory and order Data to never say what happened. This memory wipe takes 24 hours so they modify the computer records to make everyone think a day hasn't passed and they were actually out for 30 seconds. Then they do it again when the crew realises after finding some unforseen clues, so now at least 48 hours has passed. This is where it lost me.

I can understand them not realising straight away if they're in deep space and not communicating with Starfleet, but surely they're going to figure out their chronometer is 2 days off eventually and go back to try and figure out what went on?!<

 

Released in 1984 this stereo radio cassette recorder has speakers which are moveable, removable and act as it's battery compartments.

Pic is a screenshot of a Youtube video by the great Techmoan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqc9akDIE_g

 

See, I think about weird stuff.

 

Floor and tables deffo hadn't been cleaned all weekend.

 

I just re-watched TNG "In Theory" (S04E25) and Data says that the door to his quarters is set to only allow humanoids to enter or leave when Geordie finds Spot in the hall.

Whilst I get that it would be dangerous for Spot to wander the ship freely I think it's kind of mean to keep him locked in a small room like that forever. There doesn't seem to be any cat toys in the room but maybe the computer is capable of some sort of environmental enrichment we can't immediately see.

 

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

 

Tobacco companies had to own up to the fact that smoking is harmful in the 1960s when undeniable evidence came out. People struggled to quit because it is somewhat addictive, but mainly because they enjoyed it.

Those companies then encouraged the rhetoric about it being more addictive than heroin. It isn't. In my experience it's less addictive than caffeine.

Here's my history with nicotine:

  • Smoked cigarettes from 15 - 26.
  • Quit totally for 14 months
  • My friend who smoked moved back to town and I smoked when I was with them.
  • Switched to vaping 8 years ago.
  • Quit vaping in January this year (2024).

I bought 30 cigars at the start of last month (April 2024) and have smoked 9 of them so far. I normally just have 1 a week if I'm having a beer at home but I went out drinking 2 nights in a row at the start of this month and smoked 6 over that weekend.

Am I addicted? Maybe, but I haven't had any nicotine this week and don't plan on having any next week either.

 

Eternity's thumbnail error sometimes yields interesting results.

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