Agrivar

Has the handyman slot been filled yet? This sounds like a great setup.

There. Was. No. Assassination. Attempt.

The sooner the world wakes up, the better for us all.

Dense then. Welcome to Blocksville.

Are you being intentionally obtuse, or are you actually this fucking dense?

So you're not even old and are intentionally getting worked up over nothing? Age some more and then get back to us, Princess.

Same here! I'm a lot more comfortable operating a guillotine rather than a gas-chamber.

Hah, found the 62-year-old in the thread! Calm down, granny - you're old.

(I'm 53 this year, and I've accepted that I'm almost certainly past the middle of my life and into the downward slope towards entropy - you should give "acceptance" a chance!)

I'm Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.

??

You said "ten years" so many times in one sentence that I'm honestly unclear on how much time passed.

Definitely the OG Spider-Man theme.

LOL, shit-take - but not at all surprising considering the source.

The "after" version looks better to my eyes...