Also like Fable, he makes a lot of tall promises he has no intention of keeping.

Charade you are, monopolistic asswipes! I switched to Firefox months ago!

Brain worms and bear cruelty are hot button issues for Joe Rogan, apparently. Is anyone really surprised the nutjob would pick the nutjob candidate?

Between this, the antisemitism of Bobby Fischer, and the guy cheating with the power of teledildonics, I have to wonder what the hell is up with chess players.

It saddens me to agree with this. Who knew Google would become as oppressive as fucking MICROSOFT?

Cryptic, nothing. What he means is that we won't be allowed to vote. This is precisely what happens when you tolerate tyranny for as long as we've tolerated Trump's brand of it. We used to fight tyranny whenever it raised its head, but corporate media and its demands for "civility" has turned us into a nation of neuters.

He probably is afraid. He doesn't get a rich people handicap, though. He can't just pencil in any score like he does when he cheats at golf. As for reimbursement, L to the O to the L on that one. Maybe the GOP should "reimburse" all the people who died from COVID because they listened to Trump's dumb advice about taking aquarium cleaner to cure it.

Wasn't that the problem with the first debate? CNN made it as cushy as possible for Trump while putting Biden at a disadvantage. They didn't fact check all of Trump's lies, because why should a news channel report facts?

They're upset. So? They're always upset. Make them more upset by voting Democrat in the upcoming election.

Cult. Can we skip to the Kool-Aid part?

At least choose an 8-bit digit for the ages of passengers! You'd have to live to be 256 to roll that over!

Because nothing is worth enduring Texas.

It's Vine time! What? Just... just bring it back. Call it "Kudzu" or some crap if Elon Musk owns the rights to Vine.