Fuck the TSA it's a jobs program. They are so goddamn worthless.

The trade is unfair though. If I pay you $10 an hour for some widget you produce. I turn around and sell that widget for $1000. You have made $80 for the day of work and I have made $920. I'm not sharing that $920 with you though. Even though you produced a widget that is worth $1000 you will never realize the "full" worth of your work you will get $10 per hour. If you were paid what you were worth there would be no profit in it for someone to employ you.

Google will soon owe Russia a googol

Is this before or after you ate it?

William Daniels. Holy shit he's still alive 97 years old. He's been married to the same person for 73 years wtf!

The range was hot at the time so firing should have been expected?

I wasn't sure how to pronounce xi. I have been calling it sheeeter like Ren from Ren and stimpy.

I call those the safety farts.

This guy legumes

That is shaving the yak. I regularly shave yaks.

Also however it ends up was what he willed anyway. The whole thing goes tits up: well God is testing our faith, but we must continue to believe. Everything works perfectly: God has blessed us. It removes all personal responsibility from any decision.