[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah okay this has me written all over it chicken-bop

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 hours ago

The difference between capitalists and communists is that communists don't have to lie.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

I like funny and I like jank

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

What about the games I don't talk about?

I know I talk about babby gaems a lot but I actually like a pretty wide range of stuff

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 hours ago

God that's creepy

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 6 hours ago

Thanks for trying to do better, Hexbear.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for your service rat-salute-2

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

Smh you need to self crit and improve 😤

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 45 points 6 hours ago

HEY MUSK WHATS THE NUMBER ONE REASON MILLENNIALS AND ZOOMERS AREN'T HAVING KIDS.

I'LL SPELL IT OUT FOR YOUR DUMBASS: TAKING ALL THE MONEY FROM SOCIAL WELLFARE AND GIVING IT TO YOU FOR YOUR UGLY TRUCK

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Back when pop music played on the radio could openly say we should kill all reactionaries.

Can't now because anti-woke

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Amazing how capitalist media presents this like a bad thing.

Mr Chen's swanky lifestyle has certainly felt the pinch from this U-turn. He traded a holiday in Europe for a cheaper option: South East Asia. And he says he “wouldn’t even think about” buying again from luxury brands like “Burberry or Louis Vuitton”.

Do they seriously want us to feel bad for spoiled assholes not being able to buy Louis Vuitton while most of us struggle to pay rent? Holy shit, fuck rich people. No sympathy in the slightest.

For his first year in the job, he says he was paid almost 750,000 yuan ($106,200; £81,200). He was sure he would soon hit the million-yuan mark.

Three years on, he is earning half of what he made back then. His pay was frozen last year, and an annual bonus, which had been a big part of his income, vanished.

Good, you're finally being payed closer to what you deserve. You're a finance rat, you add nothing of value to society. Why should you be payed more than a nurse or a teacher? Get a job that benefits society or stop complaining. The amazing thing is that we're expected to feel sorry for these guys, not because they're destitute or anything, but just because they have to have their yearly holiday in Singapore instead of Paris. Motherfucker, none of my working class friends and I can afford to go on any kind of holiday and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

In the past his work often involved new projects that would bring money into his firm. Now his days are mostly filled with chores like organising the data from his previous projects.

Oh, boring repetitive work? Like a normal fucking job? Welcome to the club. I'm soooo sorry you have to live like the rest of us peasants now, that must be really hard for you and no one else.

But the frustration is evident. A user on Xiaohongshu compared switching jobs to changing seats - except, he wrote, “if you stand up you might find your seat is gone.”

Again, welcome to the club, so sorry you have to actually experience the real world like the rest of us now. My condolences.

Mr Chen says that it's not just the authorities that have fallen out of love with finance workers, it's Chinese society in general.

The sheer ego on display here. Just expected to be loved and praised by the people for what? Being a greedy fuck? Capitalism really does reward the worst kind of people.

“We are no longer wanted even for a blind date. You would be told not to go once they hear you work in finance.”

People don't like that you work in a sleazy industry? You can't force people to like you? Aww boohoo. It really does highlight just how these people bring nothing of value to society unless they're propped up by a system that rewards greed. They really have no personality other than 'rich slime ball' and they just expect to be rewarded for that while looking down on people who are actual decent, well rounded human beings.

The fucking audacity. I'm glad China is humbling these fools.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago

Why are US politicians so cringe?

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The last two nights I've been getting weird insomnia and dread

Wtf

I am so clucking tired

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HERE COME THE BOYS! This is looking good NGL.

mario-dance luigi-dance

I love how freaking SPRINGY the animation is.

This shit is adorable.

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That's it. That's the post.

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Whatever happened to Toadsworth and Professor E. Gadd? They seem like they would be perfect for Mario Kart.

Like I know E. Gadd is still in the Luigi's Mansion games but he used get way more cameos, he was in the Mario and Luigi RPGS (as was Toadsworth), and he was mentioned in Sunshine and Thousand Year Door. Piantas and peaches plane are a couple of other things that used to be everywhere and now aren't.

At least Petey Piranha gets to be in Mario Kart.

I know this is the nerdiest post to make ever, but I was just having shower thoughts and was like, huh what ever happened to Toadsworth? thinking-about-it

I guess The Thousand Year Door remake reminded me he exists.

Also while you're at it Nintendo, bring back Fawful and let the Beanbean people be in more games damn it.

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Could this be a work of fiction? But then again, how do you explain all these marriage certificates signed by the devil?

Did this man really bite off more love than he could chew? Or will the truth... Frake our hearts? berdly-smug

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