Dirt_Owl

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Another progress update on my Baldur's Gate 3 run [Spoilers, obviously] (hexbear.net)
submitted 24 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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Ok so I went to the Gith creche. God I hate these fash aliens. All of them suck except for one dude who found a book about some nerd called Orpheus.

I drew a moustache on the painting of Vlaakith haha get drawed on nerd.

Anyway, I found the Gith doctor and the tadpole removal machine but before I progress I have a few questions.

  1. Is there a way to get Lae'zel to turn against the Girls fash ways? Or at least against Vlaakith? If so, how? Should I just kill Lae'zel or is there a way to unfash her?

  2. Should I let the doctor use the Gith tadpole remover? If so, on who? The player character or Lae'zel?

  3. Can I just kill this whole creche instead?

Bird Flu Is Now Killing Cats at a 90% Fatality Rate – Experts Warn It Could Jump to Humans in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

I don't know, like 20-50 years

If you're a commie you have to be a scalie. Sorry that's just the rules. Please step into the forced fem dragon machine. in c/memes@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 59 minutes ago

Dragons are made up so I just invented an owl dragon right now so now they count

Did you tankies even know that pooping and farting increased by 45% after the October revolution? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Disgusting, we must oppose this tyranny at all costs.

Support the poops

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If you're a commie you have to be a scalie. Sorry that's just the rules. Please step into the forced fem dragon machine. (hexbear.net)
 
Bird Flu Is Now Killing Cats at a 90% Fatality Rate – Experts Warn It Could Jump to Humans in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Laughs in ecologist that has known we were done for decades now

agony-shivering

Unicorns except instead of a horn they have a random weapon sticking out of their head. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Oh hell yeah.

Bird Flu Is Now Killing Cats at a 90% Fatality Rate – Experts Warn It Could Jump to Humans in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I sure love living in a society that doesn't bother to protect itself against easily avoided threats.

improve-society "M'lord a blizzard is coming, perhaps we should build shelter, or even a fire."

pronouns "HERATIC! HOUSES ARE DRACONIAN! THIS WILL CULL THE WEAK, MAKE US STRONG *his child dies" GOD WILLED IT!"

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Unicorns except instead of a horn they have a random weapon sticking out of their head. (hexbear.net)
 

Unicorn with an axe instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a polearm instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a gun instead of a horn.

Unicorn with a bazooka instead of a horn.

Don't mess with their forest.

if this post gets 69 upbears this will become a live action Sonic fan comm in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

The only way they'll get Jim Carrey back for a sequel

196 Days Coke Free and Sunburnt in c/self_improvement@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm cheering for you, keep up the good work floppy-owl

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Stop trying to get me to wear pants (hexbear.net)
 

I wont

NYT Opinion: In the Future, China Will Be Dominant. The U.S. Will Be Irrelevant. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 55 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The USAs petty obsession with dominance will destroy it

Ex-FBI Agent: Elon Musk's Drug Habit Made Him an Easy Target for Russian Spies in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 61 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Hey if it's well known that Musk takes illegal drugs, why isn't he in jail?

Oh, my bad only poor people get done for drugs

If I don't see Jack Black flossing in a fortnite movie by next year I'm gonna flip the fuck out. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

A new forced meme will appear on social media of people flossing in the theatre the moment Jack Black says "Where we dropping, boys?"

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Fuck you Gordon Ramsay (hexbear.net)
I heard you like squid games in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

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Kill the Boer (hexbear.net)
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My name is Cracker T. Whitebottom (hexbear.net)
 

Today while I was walking to work, a saw a homeless person. This made me feel uncomfortable and might they have stabbed me or something so I have no choice now but to support all police effort to remove these dangerous people off the street (through force, obviously, I'm not going to reward these vagrants for being lazy!)

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BuT MuH DEaD LaNdLoRdS (hexbear.net)
 
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Reddit be like (hexbear.net)
 

"AITA for cooking and eating my girlfriend's puppy in front of her? I thought it was funny... EDIT: Wow thanks for the gold!"

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The median vooter (hexbear.net)
 
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H-how old is too old to buy this plushie? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Look at it's face. It calls to me.

Edit: I fucking ordered it, what's wrong with me?

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Building the Most Annoying Dungeon Ever (www.youtube.com)
 

minion-steve "Have you seen the new Sonic movie?"

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