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Though I'll confess to liking Waffle House shrug-outta-hecks

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chomsky-yes-honey

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But based on my Hinge dates responses to my own mid-Atlantic accent I doubt its ever going to happen deeper-sadness

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Sorry, not sorry Elon.

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No like say what you will about him. Fuck that guy.

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Ahhhh, good times.

I wonder what that guy is doing now. Hope he sees this.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 78 points 1 month ago

The fact this guys handle is literally "treats" leads me to believe this is one of us doing a bit.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 81 points 2 months ago

"Okay should I shove a model train up my ass instead then?"

"Well, I don't see how me being trans is relevant to that question, but yeah probably."

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 99 points 3 months ago

Fucking lol!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago

Trump is the nominal antiwar position

Trump isn't anti-war, or at least I don't trust him to be actually anti-war. He's anti-this-war, but his administration did plenty of hawkish shit towards Iran and Venezuela. I'm not even confident he'll actually do anything to deescalate in Ukraine, I think it's all bluster.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 143 points 5 months ago

So, this means Biden could totally just order Trump killed right now and it'd be 100% legal.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago

Weird timing for Hexbear to go down soviet-hmm

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 70 points 5 months ago

Ultra-Orthodox Jews aren't harming anyone

Well except for the women within their communities

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 77 points 5 months ago

Pulling out

Lol, that is funny because it also describes a sexual act that happens frequently in pornography. What clever wordplay there old bean!

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 79 points 6 months ago

Advise for Ladies:

Guy who drinks craft beer and listens to Fleet Foxes: RUN!

Guy who smokes crack and listens to Fleet Foxes: Keeper

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 70 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is still illegal, he's attempting to put the money into circulation by giving people the false impression that it is real legal tender.

Like hypothetically if you're so charismatic that you manage to convince a bank teller that a piece of printer paper you wrote "Gay Sex" on with a crayon is actual legal tender I still think that counts as counterfeiting, because you're still putting false currency into circulation.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 78 points 6 months ago

I didn't realize this was imperialismbear.net. My bad.

New site tagline

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 72 points 6 months ago

As yes nuking a territory right next to your own holdings that you intend to occupy after conquering. Surely settlers will want to move into irradiated land and the winds will never blow east towards Tel Aviv!

Fascists aren't even good at doing fascism, Jesus!

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