You can't sell ads to dead people. As much as I imagine they'd like that.
It only took a couple billion monkeys a few million years but one did eventually write out the full works of Shakespeare
Leave a bowl out with a sign that says "if the bowl is empty, please knock." You don't even have to fill the bowl with anything.
Can't wait! Cheap linux laptops are abound!
She lived almost 3 times the average life expectancy for her species!?! That's genuinely insane! Imagine a human living to 180 years old!
Do not attribute malice to that which can be explained by stupidity... But never fully discount it.
"he's a smart kid, he just needs to apply himself" and "but you know what to do here, I've seen you do it so why are you having problems with it now?"
Both are things I've heard constantly through my life. Made me feel horrible about myself every single time because I didn't understand why at the time either.
Most of my teachers just assumed I was pissing about behind their backs and would ask me "you must know why you haven't been able to complete the work/homework/task" even if I had been listening and really trying.
Took the whole of primary school and the first year of secondary school before I actually got a teacher who understood and helped me to actually get somewhere.
Still not officially diagnosed just because of how shockingly bad adult ADHD diagnosis is in the UK and not being able to go private but most all the techniques I've used have worked and I think almost any GP that would look at me would probably agree.
Just to say, anyone who might be reading this and can imagine themselves saying/have said these in the past, please don't. You have no idea how unhelpful/damaging talking like this can actually be to someone who really needs the extra support.
Obligatory, "if a company is trying to convince you you don't need a union, you need a union".
Do you know what goes on at drag shows or have you only been to the after hours nsfw shows?
Normally, I'd say that it's a great shame that a piece of valuable scientific equipment was lost and that it's a massive loss to humanity as a whole as the international scientific community is usually able to co-operate regardless of boarders.
But this time, Russia said they won't be sharing any data gathered from this probe with the international community and would be keeping it all to themselves so suddenly I don't give a shit.
My cousin got a new TV and I was helping to set it up for him. During the setup thing, it had an option to enable AI enhanced audio and visuals. Turning the ai audio on turned the decent, but maybe a little sub par audio, into an absolute garbage shitshow it sounded like the audio was being passed through an "underwater" filter then transmitted through a tin can and string telephone. Idk who decided this was a feature that was ready to be added to consumer products but it was absolutely moronic
Yup! After all, everyone knows that trees make coal while dinosaurs make oil!