Evil_Shrubbery

joined 2 years ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lemmy up that image for you - Asahi macs are like Garlma Haysey.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Born (or sold) a slave, brainwashed by a powerful private institution (with no oversight) into a killing machine following orders, manipulated by an older (undemocratic) monarch at a very young age, killed by his own handler & left for barbecue, rescued/resurecresurrected/kept alive by the magic force of a democratically elected leader.

He wasn't much of anything, just a product constantly under overwhelming influence of another.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Well, my mom is hotter than yours!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Soon to be inbread then.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is it growing a baguette??

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago

Not just a symptom, basically the goal everyone is trying to reach, it's like the thing to do, the only metric.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Ew, I don't wanna see what.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Most countries have very strict flag codes, but also most don't really enforce them (at least not harshly), tho only USA absolutely abuses them (just one of them uniquely Murikan things I guess, tho there is prob a lot od consumerism & branding as a private interest).

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but a house full of all the famous long furbies will be a clue.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

The Luigi gen that we need.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Actively cooled dildo, I approve.

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Hog the hedge (lemmy.zip)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
 

It finally happened.

Engineers now so used to the convenience of going on War Thunder forums for official manuals that they mistook a joke post for the real thing & built the hedgehog.
(Still the forums will get the blame for leaking this.)

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/5821367

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