IzzyScissor

Well, did you kill your parents when you came of age? You can be free from someone without killing them.

For the rest of your life!

You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.

C'mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.

(Please don't though.)

Also relevant - you can't smell porn. Everyone has a scent, especially when doing a physical activity.

You KNOW there's a brothel that constantly brews polyjuice. Bring in a hair from the person you're attracted to, and have sex with (someone who looks exactly like) them!

You can even obliviate the polyjuice'd person afterwards and leave no evidence behind. Consent in the wizarding world is beyond fucked.

Oh, an email from outside the department demanding confidential reports?

Marks as spam

I should not be involved with people who turn a blind eye to fascism.

Full stop.

I'm sorry to say that you already know what you have to do. There's no easy way to do it other than to just do it. If it makes the process easier, you don't have to pose it as "it's me or them" because you already know what his answer will be. If he was going to change, he's had plenty of opportunities already.

Don't wait for him anymore. Live YOUR life.

I had a coworker do it to me yesterday.

"Thanks for taking care of that issue with Jeremy."

"Sure, no problem at all!"

"It's just weird because he told me the opposite thing yesterday."

Working on Jeremy's issue and forget to respond..

"Are you mad at me?"

That's an interesting wikipedia article - that's the first time I've seen [failed verification] on a citation, let alone two. You learn something new every day.

From what I remember, putting this on a painted surface is vandalism because it can ruin the paint topcoat. Putting it on glass is NOT vandalism because it can be removed without damage.

I'm not sure about stainless steel, because I thought the whole point was that it could be cleaned, so I guess it depends on if they want to admit it's a bad finishing material or not.

You're only missing two I's, three C's, one Z, one K and have two L's, two E's, one T, one M, and one S left over.

There were multiple assassination attempts.