Jerkface

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Manul! Where have you been? Your dinner is getting cold. Please, come in. Wipe your feet.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Just thinking about it Hz my brain.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

How did you know? 🤣

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 153 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Cute joke was cute. Imma go make a new mod on Tast Fracker now.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 88 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Y'all made me regret it last time I told you, so...

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

"Meteorologists are scratching their heads"

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

And where exactly was he supposed to find a left-handed bowling ball? Huh? D'jever think of that?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Percussive mouth noises.

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