KingJalopy

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Snagged a 3 pack of buckets today in c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I bought some food safe ones from Lowe's last week. They were 1 gallon size. Didn't even realize they were food safe until I got them home.

Why? A e s t h e t i c in c/Memes@europe.pub
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

If only your dad were as strong

Why? A e s t h e t i c in c/Memes@europe.pub
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I heard she had a dump truck but I didn't realize it was an actual dump truck

A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says Kids at his Son’s Baseball Practice Laughed at his Cybertruck After it was Towed – Adds, “28 kids Went From Thinking the Cybertruck Was Cool to Pointing & Laughing” in c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

And then everyone clapped

back at the stupid idiot and his stupid "truck"

Fuck, frunk is the dumbest word I've ever heard and the fact that it can't be manually opened is just ridiculous.

I could do with less of these "once in a lifetime events", please. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

I don't have that in my calendar for some reason. Fucking Google.

What kind of oil to use in the bedroom? in c/asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It worked for Diddy

anon cucks future anon in c/4chan@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Impossible to be future - fake

Touched ween -

what is bjork in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

It's like pork but better. The bj really sets it off.

Marshmallow Test in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that's not meth, those are amphetamine or dextro-amphetamine. I'm not a chemist but the meth part makes a biiig difference in my experience. I love Adderall once and awhile for busy days, cleaning, hiking, whatever, but the only time I did meth I geeked the fuck out for 14 hours and nearly beat my dick to death, woke up 2 days late enrolled in college (years after school with no intention of going to college lol). It was fun and easy to see how people get so strung out on it but I was far from functional.

Marshmallow Test in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Just curious... What would a healthy dose of methamphetamines be? Hypothetically, of course.

Marshmallow Test in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee -2 points 2 days ago

Or they're just natural born addicts like myself and need that instant reward and think to hell with my future self. That's his problem. Present me just got a marshmallow.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do, I've got a little story for you... in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think he mistook the casting couch for something else

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unable to scroll past the first page when sorting by hot (lemm.ee)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/jerboa@lemmy.ml
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When I open the app it's default to sort by hot. I can't scroll past the first page, it fails to load any more posts. If I sort by top 6 or 12 hour it works.

Anyone else experiencing this or know what I can do to fix it?

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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
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The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/fullmoviesonyoutube@lemm.ee
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Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

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Radioflash (www.youtube.com)
 

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

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Storm of the Century (www.youtube.com)
 

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

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The Tommyknockers (www.youtube.com)
 

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

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When the Yogurt Took Over by John Scalzi [Sci-fi] (whatever.scalzi.com)
 

Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by KingJalopy@lemm.ee to c/shortstories@literature.cafe
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This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

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17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future (www.sbnation.com)
 

This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

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They're Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson (www.mit.edu)
 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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