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Oh would you look at that? It's Black History Month!
Tales From The Hood
The film presents four short urban-themed horror stories based on problems that affect the African-American community
These are presented within a frame story of three drug dealers buying some "found" drugs from an eccentric and story-prone funeral director.
Rogue Cop Revelation: All Cops Are Bastards
Boys Do Get Bruised: A Monster that abuses a Boy in his own home.
KKKomeuppance: What you get when KKK leader David Duke runs for office and decides to move to an infamous slaver’s southern mansion, who’d rather kill than let go of his slaves
Hardcore Convert: ‘reforming’ a gangbanger with a torturous device (if 70% was good, this is the 30% I'd admit as bad; comparing gang violence to American white supremacy violence and sensory fuck ups)
This is gonna be a shot in the dark. Nonetheless, enjoy the horror and black comedy if there be.
This was directed by Rusty Cundieff, and co-written by him and Darin Scott. Let’s see, Cundieff is known for helping write Fear of a Black Hat and Chappelle’s Show.
There are more sequels, but it lacks the late Clarence Williams III, who plays the eccentric funeral director and storyteller that keeps me here.
Bad Black
A mild-mannered doctor is trained in the art of ass-kicking commando vengeance by a no-nonsense ghetto kid in an effort to regain a family heirloom from Uganda’s toughest gang.
Written, produced and directed by Isaac Godfrey Geoffrey Nabwana, known for Who Killed Captain Alex (2010), expect VJ Emmie again, not the best digital effects, but certainly the most passionate and skilled local martial arts, practical effects, and action overall. Also, hi Alan Ssali the muzungu.
This will be a good palate cleanser for that last film we watched.
Note
Honestly, I wished to have watched the first film with y’all in Halloween, but things got busy
We’ll start at 5:00 PM EST on Blorptube, right here:
https://blorp.bot.nu/o/visual_cuisine
Be there, comrades!
Letterboxd:
https://letterboxd.com/film/tales-from-the-hood/
https://letterboxd.com/film/bad-black/
Doesthedogdie.com links: No dog died
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/21272
https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/400495
CWs for the films (excluding spoilers?)
https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/
https://www.imdb.com/
Tales From The Hood
Sex Et Nudity: Mild
A man is shown only wearing tight underwear.
Violence Et Gore: Severe
The final story has an intense sequence of rapid-fire editing of clips and photos of actual lynchings and racial violence which is very upsetting to watch.
A man's head is torn off. His headless body falls back into view. A zombie holds his severed head in full view
A man gets punched in the face. Blood comes from his mouth.
A group of teenagers pull guns on a man
A man is beaten by by three cops
A cop pees on a grave only to be pulled into it
A cop crashes a cop car
Several syringes are launched into a man's torso before his flesh is melted off into a wall. Brief but graphic.
A man's bones are broken after a magic drawing of him is crumpled, causing him to end up a brutal mess of shattered bones. The paper is then stomped on and blood is shown splattering onto the leg.
A boy is brutally beaten off screen but his screams are heard.
Profanity: Severe
Use of the word [p-word for vaginal area] to describe cowardly men.
Use of the word dick and [c-word; used to describe male people who do fellatio] by crooked cops.
Shit, fuck, and [b-word for prostitute] are used frequently alongside ethnic slurs ( the N word )
Substance Abuse: Moderate
Alcohol, tobacco, cannabis, and heroin use.
Frightening Et Intense Scenes: Severe
The theme of child abuse could be upsetting for survivors of child abuse.
Bad Black
Sex Et Nudity: Mild
After a woman's boyfriend runs away, she wails out "I'll never get laid!"
In a bar, there is a painting of a woman with large breasts. Easy to miss if you don't pay attention.
The child training a doctor "How to be a commando" is shirtless for some of the time.
Violence Et Gore: Moderate
The violence in this film is not entirely bloody, but it is extremely frequent throughout the film.
A small amount of blood is shown against a car after a man is shot. Not extreme, as it isn't super messy.
8 Minutes and 10 Seconds into the movie, A vehicle is flipped over after crashing. The man inside of the car gets out and is shown to have one side of his head severely damaged. It's bloody, but not as bad as other movies.
The first 8 minutes of the film is a man robbing a place and then shooting citizens. He is also in pursuit by police, which the man then proceeds to murder as much as he can.
The martial arts are more violent than gun fights. When a fight does occur, there are punches and kicks thrown, and other kinds of defenses. Not bloody, just intense.
Some parents/people often intimidate, and hit children.
A child is shot in front of other kids. Can be disturbing to some.
A child takes a man's gun, then shoots him.
A mother and father proceed to hit their son multiple times, then the father hits the grandmother in a fit of rage.
The newly trained Doctor fights a small gang. People are hit with bats, punched, kicked, and damaged with various martial arts moves. Some minor blood after the doctor is punched in one scene.
Profanity: Moderate
"Shit" and "Bastard" are used some times.
A few uses of "Fuck."
"Hell" is used ALOT throughout this movie.
A woman calls her grandson a "[r-word, regarding mental health] goat."
Substance Abuse: Mild
A child asks the doctor if the pills he has are sweets.
Minor alcohol use in the film.
A guy asks a motorcyclist for some drugs.
Some smoking is used in the film
Frightening Et Intense Scenes: Mild
The poor people begging might be a little depressing to some people.
Source
Tales From The Hood: https://tankie.tube/w/toAmF28Mos5KJY4Bp5wuuG
‘Bad Black’: https://tankie.tube/w/fYdoufVAYnCUZXs2sLTSRk
Yahallo.
What if it was Zindabad posting?