We don't even have neons

I would swim 4000 miles and I would swim 4000 more

My friend works for an insurance company. He is very ready to make jokes about it but he was involved in a meeting with the higher-ups and he said they seemed genuinely worried, as you'd expect I suppose, and had to bite his tongue.

Def my weakest subject lol

Me and my SO often do silly dances in the elevator and we joked that the security call us the "weirdos from that apartment"

Virgin L1A1 vs Chad Bren

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

brb asking SO if they'd still love me if I became a grain

100% understandable but it be much more accurate to swap the heads of the narwal and swordfish

When I used to play Battlefield I thought to myself how engaging low flying airborne targets with machine guns and auto cannons are unrealistic and just some videogame fun so when I read the title I thought they were shooting at parked vehicles.

It's not just the left

Robirb