Somebody just needs to ~~admit they have a chastity kink~~ be shot
SacredExcrement
joined 5 years ago
"You whine about fast food being 'wrong'? Of course you do, you're 12"
Democrats have created a committee to do a two year project to create a universal health plan which will then need to be legislated/amended and will almost certainly go to a statewide vote.
Amazing self-satirization they're doing
'He tried to do the right thing'
Newsom: "I think ICE should only be allowed to detain people under 'reasonable suspicion', and when they excercise lethal force they need to fill out the appropriate form"
Trump: "slurs"
We found 'the' enlightened centrist
'Hello yes I am normal human being'
On this note, it was very funny to (briefly) see CNN trying to explain how this doesn't have the legal foundation the admin is asserting it has, which
- They don't care
- Maybe 'legal precedent' isn't what should be examined when the president is trying to invade and annex a country that has done literally nothing
I suppose it's a great distillation of liberalism, though "Noooooooo you can't do this, that court case in 1836 between Farmer Dickface and the US government doesn't apply here, nooooOOOOO you're invading INCORRECTLY"
Printing out all the declassified docs showing what that agency has done, putting them in a bunch of binders, putting those binders in a filing cabinet, then dropping it onto these people
Those stormtroopers were just trying to pay for their college education, sweaty
You can't make this up lmao
The Taiwanese reports also noted some of the balloons’ proximity to the island’s military bases. Of the four reported on Tuesday, three were first detected 120 to 184 miles from the Ching Chuan Kang Air Base in the city of Taichung. Taiwan’s defense ministry declined to specify how close to the base they may have flown.
"Yeah it totally came near our airbase. How close? We won't say"
Taiwan has, so far at least, experienced none of the alarm that gripped many Americans last year when a hulking Chinese high-altitude surveillance balloon floated across the United States.
This whole thing is a comedic goldmine, to say nothing of the headline
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