Speaker

joined 5 years ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ROC (Republic of Clowns)

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

A bloodless coup, all smotherings.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department", says Wernher von Braun.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Finally, the machine that jacks you off can be completed! I guess it probably has other uses, idk, I'm not a roboticist.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take an annoying person excited about what they work on over a person who wakes up every day unsure if they'll choose the Spring Bean or the bullet today.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

The gun feared for its life.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Queer accounting practices :kelly:

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Yankee eating crackers" is a riff on https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/BEC#English (linked to the abbreviation because I can't remember if the full form hits the word filter). The rest is about some autistic people reporting a tendency to soak up systematic trivia.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Young people don't feel guilt about their psychosexual development, anymore, so none of the classic mecha storylines would make sense to them. 🤷

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Police are examining footage of a hooded person seen pressing the EPO button at OpenAI's datacenter. We have received the following image of the suspect's weapon:

A comically large foam finger with the words Deny Defend Depose and ‡1

 

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/4004811

As part of my nurse-client relations class in nursing school, I am conducting research on housing insecurity and its connection to health disparities. If you have experienced housing insecurity and are willing to share your experiences, I would be extremely grateful if you could complete the linked survey. Thank you!

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/4004811

As part of my nurse-client relations class in nursing school, I am conducting research on housing insecurity and its connection to health disparities. If you have experienced housing insecurity and are willing to share your experiences, I would be extremely grateful if you could complete the linked survey. Thank you!

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Speaker@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
 

As part of my nurse-client relations class in nursing school, I am conducting research on housing insecurity and its connection to health disparities. If you have experienced housing insecurity and are willing to share your experiences, I would be extremely grateful if you could complete the linked survey. Thank you!

Note: not my survey, but I can vouch for the person running it.

 

Mod-erer

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Speaker@hexbear.net to c/fashion@hexbear.net
 

Literally who the fuck are you? Fight me irl. Do not give me your party-approved talking points for why just this one time you need to keep doing the same thing you're told to do every single time. You are not protecting queers by teaching your government that exterminationism is tolerable (even justified!)

 

I will not watch it, but the fact they made it at all pings my "consent manufacturing machine says get into the thresher, poors" detector.

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3654442

Given the recent discourse with regard to trans/misogyny and the call for reading more fucking books to fix your brainworms, I present an anthology of queer insurrectionist writing.

I particularly recommend "Toward the Queerest Insurrection", "Criminal Intimacy", and "Preliminary Notes on Modes of Reproduction".

In a similar vein, I recommend "I Don't Bash Back, I Shoot First!".

  1. Be gay
  2. Do crimes
  3. Start a gang
  4. Take up space

Feel free to cross post this into your favorite gender-adjacent comms to stir the pot and promote the war against God!

 

Given the recent discourse with regard to trans/misogyny and the call for reading more fucking books to fix your brainworms, I present an anthology of queer insurrectionist writing.

I particularly recommend "Toward the Queerest Insurrection", "Criminal Intimacy", and "Preliminary Notes on Modes of Reproduction".

In a similar vein, I recommend "I Don't Bash Back, I Shoot First!".

  1. Be gay
  2. Do crimes
  3. Start a gang
  4. Take up space

Feel free to cross post this into your favorite gender-adjacent comms to stir the pot and promote the war against God!

 

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3458356

My neighborhood group chat is incredibly coconut-pilled and I need some agitprop to put on the street, but I am untalented. I have a printer for small stuff and will throw money at a local print shop for bigger things, I just need material to print. Anti-genocide, pro-PSL/Green (I think they're both on the ballot here), whatever you got. The more discomforting for your average lib the better. Lawn signs and shit to hang in the windows would be ideal for the inescapability, but pamphlets are also fine.

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