TexasDrunk

I am and same colors here.

I'm going to start my own pizza brand and label it "now with no asbestos!".

Except from white South Africans.

I'm an independent consultant who works from home 99% of the time. My boss keeps sexually harassing me.

When the fuck are they planning on getting to that destination?

It's a reverse funnel system.

Says you. I call it a great way to kickstart Tuesday.

I've got most of them memorized but still have a cooking temp chart on a fridge magnet. There it is, at a glance.

If you're not shitting then you need to see a doctor, friend.

Otherwise, if it's not your jam there's nothing wrong with sitting it out. In fact I don't recommend drinking as heavily as I have or take as many fun drugs as I used to (I can still do them but I choose to heavily limit myself) because there are long term consequences.

For me it's the knees. I can still shit and bang and drink and do all the same fun drugs I did at 25. But I miss my cartilage.

I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.

I love that one. My boy always sings the end as "I owe Anna shave".