WanakaTree

I know right. I'm 39, all 20.

I've seen my wife open the mailbox, look at what's in it, say "Ugh I don't want to deal with that," and PUT IT BACK IN THE MAILBOX

I have a four and a half year old. His friends parents with kids th same age will mention that their kid is fussy because he "didn't nap today," meanwhile my son hasn't napped at home since he was two

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I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it's just what happens when I'm warming up it doesn't mean anything!

Mein Vierjähriger auch

My wife and I refer to this as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

Oh hell yes, utilize drives me nuts. Its supposed to mean when you find a particularly effective, often different than typical purpose, for usage of something.

I utilize the word utilize as a way to identify people who spit out word jargon to hide their ineptitude

"instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer"

I have a lot of questions about this part

Yeah I was thinking this sound alike my 4 year old

I think finding some cats to be assholes could be not understanding them too.

I had a cat growing up people would generally have called an asshole cat. Thing was that he REALLY didn't like being pet, except for head scritches. So people would see him and try to pet him and he would swipe and hiss at them in response. I get why they saw him as an asshole cat when they just saw him act that way.

If you relaxed around him and only scritched his head, he was actually lovely. He didn't really like cuddling either, though he liked sitting near you.

I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that