The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination

Sweet summer child

"No wait.. THIS one goes in your butt, and this one goes in your mouth"

Chakotay: “Let’s just go ahead and pretend we didn’t see them babies”

Maybe he just went to the store to get some milk, because amphibians have no nipples?

You mean coitus?

Show some backbone Worf

I thought he snorted cocaine off her, your version makes more sense

Oh the source of the titty jam!

He's one baaaad motherf-