I had that scientific Calc Casio watch. I loved that watch.

Ok this just sounds like Rent-a-Center for computers.

Well I can control things in a dream so yeah… not so much.

I really like Blorpsurfer and Snortscroller instead of those other ones.

Ok this made me chuckle out loud.

The ports are actually kinda small.

Yes this. Plus I’m tired of fucking firetv sticks.

I say we keep a list of fascist sheriffs instead.

If it is getting under Trumps skin I’d double down and release more of them. Fuck him.

And that point is inside the sun.

They bought themselves into a beta test/focus group. Apple still doesn’t know what this will be. It might be a Newton MessagePad. Or it might be the iPhone.

Is nobody gonna mention this horrible KITT steering wheel?!? That damn thing is dangerous.

Just pump nitrogen in the sealed pens. The animal doesn’t panic due to perceived oxygen deprivation. They just get sleepy and die.

Hell it would be the way I’d want to go if I was sick with terminal cancer. Cheap, easy, and painless.