Which, in turn, is a consequence of the spin-statistics theorem.

As for why the spin-statistics theorem is true, the answer is that, in a sense, we do not really know. This is because, although we have rigorous mathematical proofs that it is true, they rely on arguments that are very technical in nature, so they provide no real intuitive insight into why the theorem is true. (This theorem is actually really notorious for this; people have been trying for a long time to improve on the situation, but have yet to succeed in coming up with a satisfactory elementary proof of it.)

I am sure he did, brother; I am sure he did!

Did you actually read the article? They have clearly been putting a lot of thought and care into this project.

Yeah, I really enjoyed the central conceit of that movie, which is that it is really fun to watch Tom Cruise die over and over again.

Quantum states evolve unitarily.

After buying a portal directly into the vacuum of space to help him clean his house, Larry does not get around to using it in time for Christmas, so instead he hangs lights on it to distract people from the dust.

Wait... does that mean that she has to marry ChatGPT now???

Just to be clear, the problem is actually not that the guy was being boring but that he was a monster.

Have you really not heard of it? It is a new architecture that is a bit better than x64_64.

Huh; I don't believe that it is really him.

If this is the real Slim Shady, would you please stand up?

All of these options are still better than spending full price for a pair of jeans that were lovingly crafted to start with holes in them!

Alternatively, instead of reading a Phoronix article that has a couple of short snippets from a much longer blog post, you can read the original blog post yourself to see the full context.

Edit: Also, it is worth noting that the author of the original blog post had previously written another relatively recent post criticizing the way in which Wayland was developed, so it's not like they are refusing to see its problems.