Except for that one time that it was

To provide easy access for their children to ask "Y u do dis? ;_;"

So Santa brings naughty kids a bundle of sticks? Hmm 🤔

If you do not consent, their bullets cannot enter your body either

Preston Garvey, is that you?

Maybe they had an olfactory disability and needed assistance with identifying when they were poorly cooking their meals

Almost as horrifying as cordyceps. Instead of mushroom flavor, it's the barnacle flavor that doesn't outright kill the host. I had a hard time conceptualizing the wiki article, but found a cute stop motion video explaining it.