:P

I 100% agree; the thing is they measure this stuff by the mean so a few outliers (rich districts or billionaires) make things look reasonable by number.

I saw a comment earlier today, that said the very best thing we can do is be bored already about the news.

The more energy we waste on the human pile of orange peels the more attention the fascist idiot gets.

Although it was cheating, IMO they should at least have given you credit for ingenuity.

You have the mindset of a proper hacker (the old fashioned definition of course).

As someone (I can’t remember who) said, the best way to get something done is to assign it to a lazy but genius person.

Sounds kinda like Ersatz butter made from coal (yes coal), no?

Coal butter even tastes like regular butter according the history books.

Guns are fine unless they’re aimed at me.

• Some Republican probably

This is now my quote of the year.

Thank you, wise stranger.

Do not expect rational acts from people under shock.

Do not expect rational acts from Donald Trump at all.

I’m still waiting on my anti-car to arrive for maximum energy output

It brings back memories

IIRC I saw something worth £5 in there once