humorlessrepost

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

The most conventionally powerful military won’t have nearly as much need to plan for being on the smaller side of an asymmetric war.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

$2,600

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At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So like the Sunnyvale mayor in a weird costume?

Edit: sunnydale

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That’s NaN days ago!

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah, but you see, I’m a lazy fuck, and usually drunk.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hard to form a crust when you keep licking my jizz off her gape.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.

If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Around me they’re turning into mediocre bbq joints and cbd stores.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

If you do that, we may have to bomb you in retaliation. Maybe even kill your leaders.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They have dine in near me, but the restaurants get shipped premade pizza “blanks” and add the toppings before cooking. Might as well get a Digiorno cheese pizza and add your own pepperoni.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Back in my day, Pizza Hut cooked them this way, with homemade dough, and served them still in the pan. I miss it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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