[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 33 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You know how we like put shoes on ants right feet and it makes them go around in circles because they don't understand what's going on. Like "Normally when I walked like this I get home just fine "

Now That's a fun curse

Seems almost Fey.

As you walk home your mind drifts to thoughts of what you want to do when you're home. And of your previous battles, you walk the path that you've walked everyday since your childhood.... You end up miles to the West

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 51 points 7 hours ago

So what you're saying is we have orcs and elves, And... We are the demigods?

Oh Lords. When we pour the liquid metal into an ant colony to get its shape?

Man now I kind of want to run a campaign treating the gods as if they thought of us as literal ants and termites.

And... That gods that work with clerics and stuff are etymologists... And such...

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 23 points 7 hours ago

Yeah but why does anybody care what she thinks?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

To grow all the veggies for these people on food stamps.... Right?

Right?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

"you see i hope that like plants If you stop caring for them they die"

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah fuck those Ukrainians what a waste of money

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The third one is obviously quite small and perches between their shoulders. No feet!

Nevermind that the one on the right is just a mess of limbs while the one on the left has only one left arm And is made from a large red tin can

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Isn't what they're sent weapons of that "value" and not actually that money?

Pretty sure.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You sure you didn't mix them up and now you're in the Japanese Mafia without a hot water tub?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Can crunch's oops all cocaine crunch!

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A funny (see: sad and disappointing but not surprising ) part but not certainly the only funny part:

Boebert said she was “extremely disappointed in the bias” of reporter Ryan Warner’s questions about a third of the way through the interview, and she later battled with him over climate change and water, saying “there’s certainly a reason” she doesn’t “listen to CPR news.”

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A highlight but not all the good parts of the:

Boebert said she was “extremely disappointed in the bias” of reporter Ryan Warner’s questions about a third of the way through the interview, and she later battled with him over climate change and water, saying “there’s certainly a reason” she doesn’t “listen to CPR news.”

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