Nice going!

No more cone head!

"It's a gayspiracy."

Maybe driving the wrong way and well... not stopping. I've also seen videos of mobiks pretending to surrender and then throwing grenades.

My kitties loved to sleep stretched out between my arms. Sometimes they would stretch out so far their toe beans would squish into my face which I thought was cute at first, but then I started tasting cat litter.

That means it's working!

You probably had to be using a Smart™ TV so they could steal your personal data.

🤔

I don't think I'll ever get used to the rush of adrenaline when someone almost squishes you because they're too ass-headed to shoulder check.

I actually love those; I can go farther with less sweat.

Never mind that pesky burning taste, imagine the power savings!