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When your joke is so good that the HR folks want to hear it in person.

Try a custom launcher - this way you can expect things to stay mostly consistent across major upgrades.

I understand the reasons for liking stock, but that comes with the risk of getting an overhaul every once in a while.

In my mind I heard this as Samuel Jackson reciting the words without any intonation as if to check if he still remembers them 30-ish years later (he did that in an interview some time back).

I'm guilty of repeating this way too much.

This thing is real, they're spreading dihydrogen monoxide vapours everywhere. Moreover every single dead person has the same thing in their body. Coincidence? I think /s

Calm your tits, Satan.

Getting to keep your job is your medal then.

I have a one year gap in mine and I can't remember anyone asking about it.

Bit of a wishful thinking to have that working in practice.

I'm aware, yes, and that's what I was referring to. By that time it was basically the same hardware as any other computer, but with slightly different motherboards and with special proprietary firmware.

There's also some irony in the fact that "PC" was once a trademark that became generic. Someone should do the "Is this xerox a Canon?" joke, but with computers.

Should've written "Mac PCs" just to mess with people.

I agree with that, but can immediately see a loophole in it - that some rich folks are not reporting actual income.