mayo_cider

joined 4 years ago
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New Lemmy Drama: "Feddit.org officially announces they will ban criticism of Israel and pro-Palestinian posts and comments." in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 19 points 9 hours ago

Germany was never denazified

Caption this. Wrong answers only. in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Adult Stepson Tries On Tight Jeans (Not Related)

Im going to eat every person on this site in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I taste like a mix of mayo and cider

Amazing in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

There are times when the society benefits if your parents get lost on a camping trip (or you start fragging)

Give me your worst bit ideas in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Every once in a while I get an urge to respond with a five page tankie essay just for the meme

I usually get bored after the third reference

How to get over "wait mode"? in c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I usually get everything ready to leave, then I set an alarm for an hour before I have to get going

I don't have the anxiety of missing it if I'm focused on something else and I still have enough buffer to check that I'm actually ready to leave

Slavers' house down in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago

The ashes will nourish the ground and the house will finally be useful to society

This is one of the best site taglines. in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

My salary comes directly from the Saudi family

Fluoride drops and tablets for kids should be taken off the market, FDA says in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tablets should be taken away from kids, they get way too much screentime

Important news in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I honestly took way too much time to get the correct result

Liberals when someone suggests valuing human life over pharmaceutical profits in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic" wasn't an endorsement

My dad called me and my sister multiple times cuz he couldn't find his pasta strainer at his vacation house in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

He needed a new screen for his bong

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Ethan Klein vs Sam Seder debate is pretty funny (www.youtube.com)
 

Sorry about Hasan yelling over it, but I won't link to h3

Sam said he'd join Hamas and pick up a weapon if he was Palestinian, Ethan said he agrees with everything but the genocide was an inevitable response and therefore Hamas' fault and also remember Hasan

Then Sam said I don't care about Hasan, give me a weapon

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I ordered water in bar for my heartburn (hexbear.net)
 

I'm old enough to splinter the party

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I just created my first DnD one-shot (hexbear.net)
 

I hope the final battle against 40 commoners and one knight is as fun to play as it's funny to me

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My friends thank you for refederation (hexbear.net)
 

I realized I was missing people to argue with and got a lot more argumentative even when it wasn't necessary, my friends like me again now that I can let out my frustrations on people I don't know (and who have way worse arguments)

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Paw Patrol is still copaganda (hexbear.net)
 

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Trump is a maoist-third worldist (hexbear.net)
 

He's tariffing the imperial core harder

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ideas for a minecraft tattoo (hexbear.net)
 

I was thinking about something like this, any other cool silhouettes you can think of?

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How long is "a few hours" in linen? (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
8 comments fedilink
 

I don't want to spam my plug during the christmas time, but they said they'll be available in "a few hours" four hours ago

When is it appropriate to message again in a Marxist framework?

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We should cull hunters and drivers to save lives of hunting dogs (hexbear.net)
 

A local hunting association demanded more hunting licences for wolves because they kill too much hunting dogs

Meanwhile the hunters themselves shot twice the amount of dogs compared to wolves, and cars killed even 10 times more

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My life is a parody (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by mayo_cider@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net
28 comments fedilink
 

I met a guy in a bar, and they asked me why the democrats lost (we don't live in the US)

I replied with something along the lines of "because they didn't condemn the genocide in Gaza" and they responded with "isn't that hypocritical? The left claims to be against antisemitism"

I tried to explain the usual antizionism isn't antisemitism, but before I finished they responded with "but we have to give the [antisemitic slur] something"

I had to leave for my turn on the karaoke, but after that they came up to me apologizing and explaining how they hate both sides

I don't want to live in a shitty web comic

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I'm a white cis-bi male, AMA (hexbear.net)
 

Just in case someone was interested in my opinions

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This website sucks on mobile (hexbear.net)
 

I continuously open the threads instead of just upvoting the posts that agree with me (hexbear) before scrolling past

I hope the developers of this 3rd party app (that I refuse to name, I'm a principled communist) cater to my needs and make it easier to boost my support for valid ideas (hexbear) without reading

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