niktemadur

joined 2 years ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Tell that to those hollow minds crushed and ruined by the internet, and they'll run your librul, commie-lovin', Rusia-hatin', multi-gendered ass out of town, with torches, pitchforks, and more than a few of them good-ole-boy sheriff's patrol units, ~~shitguns~~ shotguns loaded and aimed, 'cause this here's 'Murica, dangummit, muh freedum!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

...and the rest, as they say, is history.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Don't fight it, go with the flow... goddamn it... SWING, MAN, C'MON!!!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Let's see if I can get it from memory, not looking it up:

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time,
for y'all have knocked her up.
I have seen the maggots in the mind of the universe,
but I knew I had to rise above it all
or drown in my own shit.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Somebody's been watching some Ken Burns lately...

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He cast
Know Yourself
spell

Then he laughs while the entire audience
writhes on the convention- carpet floor
in an agony of horror and revulsion.

Ha ha!
You didn't expect
You'd be that nasty
On the inside
Did you?!!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Gessafelstein!
Ghorram.
Grüdnîkerd.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Although I didn't fully understand it at the time, the reason I was so clumsy at the hookup scene, is because I was always thinking more long-term. As it turned out, I was much more comfortable in relationships, of doing fun stuff like reverse dates: have sex with my partner, then go out to dinner and/or drinks with her.

Then we realized a funny thing: when we are both relaxed, we notice nearly everyone else around us was tense about the same thing, hunting and preening, and there we were, smiling knowingly at each other, having just fucked each other's brains out, enjoying a drink with zero stress in the mind and body.

People on the hookup scene have it the wrong way around.
If they only knew the pleasure of going out having already done the deed. Daily intimacy has this and many other perks.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The yellow "low tire pressure" light.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The man could take a pond full of lilies
and turn them into a monumental work
commemorating the end of World War I
and he was legally blind while doing so.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Picture taken by his friend Alexander "Sasha" Shulgin.

 

The voice and the diction and the rhythm, Sir Alec elevates further what is already a stunning masterwork.

 

Wherever there is matter in an ever-thinning universe, there might be an entire cosmologically-sized era dominated by an entirely different chemistry to what we have now.

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