[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

The doctor was a woman.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago
[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don't know how to explain it, but it absolutely is. I saw my first a week or two ago, and was taken aback by how off-putting it is visually. I thought maybe it'd have an awkward charm, but no, it's just physically uncomfortable to look at.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 65 points 6 days ago
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I mentioned that I was a writer.

She asked, "Nom de plume?"

I replied, "Once, but the ink tasted terrible."

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't forget his ~~shin splints~~ bone spurs!

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That's why I only drink teas that are currant.

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It's his retire-mint plan.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 months ago

I struggled for years with my cat to get him to stay hydrated. Did fountains, running tap, ice cubes in the bowl -- nothing. Then one day, while he was slurping out of my water glass, it occurred to me: Just give him his own water cup up on a table, dumbass. Sure enough, his intake immediately shot up and his little bunny turds disappeared. Would recommend.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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submitted 2 months ago by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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For anyone curious to learn more about the fast-pass system, or who just wants to watch an awesome Defunctland video:

https://youtu.be/9yjZpBq1XBE?si=NHlYzYjLmGritNgP

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Jam bands!

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 43 points 6 months ago

Reading the article, I see WotC are saying this, but nothing from Hasbro. With them being the parent company, does WotC even have a say in if DnD is sold to Tencent?

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 29 points 7 months ago

Nintendo has entered the chat

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 36 points 8 months ago

Crazy how easy it was to believe that Nintendo would do this.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago

The VCR isn't flashing 12:00 am? What sort of witchcraft is this?

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