officermike

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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I mean, there is the "gotta catch 'em all" mentality.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

It's not a war crime if we're not at war.

/s

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At least it wasn't hagfish this time.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

OP didn't even make it up. It was a whole story arc within South Park this past season, so even if you could delete someone else's comment, you'll probably run into it again.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That plant had better run on locally-hosted, offline control software. If this is Internet-connected it's going to be a huge cybersecurity target.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Didn't pay attention to what community I was in! In fairness, the original post mentioned square miles.

For the Europeans: in a parking lot of 238 million Fiat Pandas (1995 model year) packed bumper-to-bumper and mirror to mirror, there's a landmine under every 158th car.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

(453 (sq mi)) / 1,500,000 = 0.19328 acres

For visualisation, that's one landmine per median-sized suburban lot over an area a little less than than 1/3 of Rhode Island.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

1776+246=2022.

Current year is 2026, BTW.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Moron received a get-out-of-jail-free card and threw it away. Moron.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

So the lesson to be learned here is if you use any writings as part of something devious or sketchy and don't want it traced back to you, use a locally-hosted LLM to rewrite your draft before posting.

[–] officermike@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because this isn't a war, as only Congress can declare war. This is just one of Trump's special military operations.

/s

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