ohwhatfollyisman

but the comic would have been so much funnier if they had followed these simple principles of inertia!

there could have been a whole row of panels showing the kicker inching towards the kickee. and the silent scream is so much better personified with the kickee floating away out od the panels.

it's like the reek-reek-reek loading of the next camera exposure in shaun of the dead when the protagonists encounter their first zombie. it's a minor detail but it adds so much more to the scene. it's that pinch of spice that completely transforms the dish.

but, hey, i guess a lot of people do prefer the blander foods. so let's just chalk this up to creative differences.

well that assertion does make sense in a way, yes?

all that released semen has to go somewhere, after all.

from where in frictionless space did the port astronaut get the momentum to move forward for the kick? how did this person then return to their original position (their airhose has folded back over in panel 3)

and why hasn't the starboard astronaut floated out through stage left with the momentum of that kick?

why would anyone evn build a tower on a cliffside? doesn't the sheer precipice already give you the advantage of an elevated position?

asking this is like asking whether there is a single gym routine that works out all muscles of the body.

there isn't. because what strains your pecs is different from what strains your glutes. that's why we have different routines for different muscle groups.

the brain isn't a just a simple little box. it has multiple functions which are triggered by vastly different stimuli. relying on "brain training" apps would be akin to only doing bicep curls every day--sure, your guns will be super but the rest of your body will still remain flabby and weak forever.

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

it shows only after posting the comment, unfortunately in this instance.

while this was a shocking case, this lady has to be one of the stupidest murderers around. she made sure not to poison herself, she served her own dinner in a separate plate, and she retained the evidence of poisoned shrooms in her own fridge.

she was caught on cctv throwing away the appliance she used to prepare the mushrooms. she discharged heraelf from the hospital after pretending to fall prey heraelf to the mushrooms.

she made sure that she was the only fish left floundering in that barrel by the time investigators came sniffing.

so there's a place in this world where one can go twelve whole days without contact with another person?

to where should i book tickets?

intel? pfft. more like outtel, amirite?

i'd say such youtube skimpy try-on haul videos (nsfw).

what even are these?

if only they could have smuggled it out using an unmanned rocket-powered metal tube or something. it's not like they didn't obtain the knowhow on how to steer it.