"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn't matter the fad, they'll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed...

"How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?"

Damn, that human's holding a fish so big I can't even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

Simple, trust no one. Get a no-reported-logs VPN, don't download anything that has a strange file size or extension, look at comments, look at the number of seeders if it's a torrent. If you can, join something like a private tracker where there's moderation too. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's probably not the movie you were looking for and there might be a Trojan army inside waiting for you to let the duck enter your computer... That metaphor may have fallen apart on me...

I'd watch a horror movie about a Silicon Valley startup CEO slowly having his body parts replaced by his investors in the interest of making him more predictable and under their control until they finally get to his brain... Chip of Theseus coming Fall 2024 to Meta TV!

ChatGPT just makes me feel like I'm doing code review for junior developers who don't understand the task... wait...

That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

That's just because the shutter speed is matching up exactly with the flapping of its wings, like a metal hummingbird.