When my wife was in a 3rd grade nobody came to her birthday. Her mother had mental problems and had an 'episode' earlier that year. Lovely parents decided to ostracize the entire family.

People suck, especially in small communities

Let me get my little black book of boycott.

Oh. It's already there on the first page since forever.

Maybe I'll just flip off Zucky when I see him next time.

Yes. Elon Musk is bombing Russia. You're welcome to retaliate at your soonest convenience.

If there was a viable option, I'd use it.

While you're there, they also have a chlorine like musk after load dump.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think there's a similar attraction to all erogenous areas, but due to cultural reasons breasts are ones that are always covered and their uncovering signals intimacy.

Favoring big breasts is mostly a cultural thing with some links to biological instincts that I wouldn't give much weight to.

"Jiggling" transfers information about their structure and your brain can create a model on their "feel" without touching.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now that you cleared the little lies, it's time for the big ones.

Junkie sleeping on a street on his face and chest, legs hanging over him in an arc having his shoe heals next to his ears.

My job.

It's what David Graeber - Bullshit jobs defines as "duct tapers" and "box tickers"

That actually sounds fun.

Nobody asks, nobody answers, everybody keeps talking about each other.

Nobody should get offended because it's all guesswork reflecting speakers worldviews.

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Lets say you get abducted by aliens.

They inform you that they want to make contact with human individuals, not the entire humanity. They have a limited telepathy and can "scan" for human mental traits like spiritualistic / non-spiritualistic, artistic / non-artistic, introverted / extroverted, anxious / chill, low / med / high IQ, technology oriented, business savvy, mathematically gifted, socially gifted, scientific, etc.

They want you to define traits that would make encounters go smoothly and be representative of humans.

Without knowing anything about those aliens or their interests. What is your answer?

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