saltnotsugar

I dated a Fulgrim once. Critically high risk, but also exceptionally dangerous reward.

Like if it was slightly cold out there would be fluff available.

If we were lost in the wild this alpaca could take care of me.

That one Viking who wanted ice for his mojito landing in Iceland: “…HEY!”

You’re 15! When are you gonna move out and get a job already!?

I would love an overly vague preview of a series:
THIS SUMMER. A show some critics call “a television show” is coming back with a mysterious problem. A new protagonist will appear, or is he an antagonist? Set in the lovely landscape of a place that is pretty nice, and music that was definitely recorded, we follow the characters who are certainly up to something.

A cheap method to unblock anything:

• Remove any loose material.
• Now pour 30 gallons of jet fuel in the area.
• Ignite it but stand back at least a few feet.

Dentist: You eating at least 3 hotdogs a day?
Me: Uhhh…yeah.
Dentist: Lies.

Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

Der Antwort ist immer „C“

The (pumpkin) spice must flow! He who controls Dune controls the (pumpkin) spice!

Woopsie! Looks like we’re at war with…Portugal. Should be interesting.