All those years, and I still have no explanation why some apps want my browsing history.

Y'all are levelling up?

I must be slacking 😔😔

The only orgasm arch users will ever get

Micro frog 😄😄

Government when the elites use loopholes and do devious shit:

I sleep

Government when the peasants use loopholes:

Straight to jail

"Why do you care if you have nothing to hide?"

Government: hides their plans

The children they deem to protect are trembling in fear right now.

Unfortunately still doesn't explain what to do when you're covered in piss 😔

Dating apps and whatnot are a joke anyways, these days.

Worst thing about it is that this occurs in all social media - Lemmy ain't an exception.

Social media in a nutshell

The bots are no joke. You dare oppose the hive mind you get bombarded with downvotes.