son_named_bort

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yabba dabba do, I like talking to you!

 

I hear Ted Kennedy is gay.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the one with former president James Taylor.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's the one where Homer is practicing medicine without a license.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I work in customer service...

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I'm a lousy president.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You kissed a girl? That is so gay.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

You're posting.

I like that.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A wizard did it.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I don't think George actually works.

 

Which would you rather drink?

 

Am I going to jail?

 

Hello darkness my old friend

 

We're gonna groove tonight We'll make you feel alright

 

Happy hammock day!

 

It's just not fair, damn it!

 

Down with homework!

 

I hope a wizard got fired for that cartoon.

 

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

 

I don't know what you have planned tonight but count me out.

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