son_named_bort

joined 2 years ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

It was Chuck Berry's only number 1 hit.

 

Give that kid the $10,000

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For sale: wedding dress, never worn.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Discount African Safari?

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And you may say to yourself "this is not my dog"

And you may say to yourself "this is not my house"

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I was elected to lead, not to read.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Happiness is just a Flaming Moe's away.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

But they couldn't show the boss.

Correct!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I know. Now how am I going to win Supermarket Sweep?

 

Do do do do do

Do de do de do de do

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The clocks that use Roman numerals mix in letters.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Have you seen how much cottages go for? It makes sense that it would take two people to afford a one bedroom cottage. And since there's only one bedroom then there's no need for a second bed.

 

If you get this right we're all going to Hawaii!

 

The winner gets to do a little something special with me.

 

Sideshow Mel is not the new Pope.

 

Thank goodness Homer's Game Boy was not at the bottom of the ocean.

 

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.

 

Well come by the Simpsons community where we guess Simpsons episodes, and later shitposting.

 

I guessed the episode despite your directions.

 

Oh, and the Vice President was arrested for murdering the Pope. More on this tomorrow, or you can turn to another channel.

 

My sources are not reliable.

 

What if I take a common scene and disguise it as a guess the episode?

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