I remember seeing this in some subreddit, and a bunch of brainrotted AIddicts were too busy spouting "here's a way more realistic version from Gemini" to read the room and figure out that they were being made fun of
starman2112
joined 2 years ago
My brother lives in an apartment with one of those. We only found out it's supposed to go to a ceiling light when I moved into the same complex, and my place had the same switch
Someone called the FBI a few years ago and claimed that Trump raped her and killed her kid. Take it as seriously as you would any spurious accusation
It's Matt Walsh. He knows that sharing his actual views would lose a portion of his female and non-white viewers
Omg I love literacy testing it's my favorite way to arbitrarily block people based on physical characteristics the local ruling party doesn't like
What kind of ports does that laptop have?
Ubuntu and Mint have default DEs, and they're literally the only two popular recommendations for newbies
That's giving me a black page, so here's an archive.ph link as another backup
God I love archivists. I'm gonna start donating to these sites this year
Sometimes I forget that I've left a game open overnight
Why does it have a picture 🤢
Is this loss?
Is this loss?
radishnt
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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mothman-misato
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
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boimgfrog
Radish. Answer the question radish.
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radishnt
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn't realize there was an actual reason
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boimgfrog
#u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
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catsnraincoats
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why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
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boimgfrog
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
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catsnraincoats
Its takes less than a minute
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boimgfrog
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
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catsnraincoats
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
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boimgfrog
Like seven minutes
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catsnraincoats
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes... less than that is u use a saucepan...
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boimgfrog
Crying you're putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
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pidoop
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
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silverjirachi
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
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wizardlyghost
(Enter RADISHN'T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHN'T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHN'T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solution's brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favour'd drink?
CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS'N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev'ry single person in this group
must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
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Nah it was clean before, you can tell by the way that part came first in the video