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submitted 3 weeks ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/androidapps@lemmy.world

the native Android stopwatch widget is 3x2, and even resizing it on a third party launcher, it takes up way more space than it should.

the best I can seem to find out there is 2x2. I figure a 2x1 or even a 1x1 should be easily feasible. I don't give a damn what the rest of the app does (other than showing me ads, of course, or charging me a monthly fee)

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according to Urban Dictionary, it's either a hand job through clothing, or another term for 69ing. I don't understand why either of those would be called an "over under"

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I've had hemorrhoids for like 25 years, so I've always been very discerning about my toilet paper.

this entire time, I've been using whatever toilet paper I have found to be the softest as facial tissue, to blow my nose, as well. my reasoning being, if this stuff is gentle enough for my hemorrhoids, of course it's going to be gentle enough for repeated use on my upper lip.

then, a friend turns me on to one of those new "with lotion" facial tissues (my bathroom tissue always has aloe in it) and wouldn't you know it, my upper lip finds it to be softer than the toilet paper. but, when I try using it as toilet paper, my anus doesn't find it to be less irritating than the toilet paper.

why do my butthole and my upper lip think that different things are softer? is it just chemistry?

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/plex@lemmy.ml

edit - turns out rebooting it five times is what works.

when I'm using any of my Plex players, it acts like my server is turned off. when I go into settings, it says that my server is unavailable with a secure connection. I've tried restarting everything, rebooting everything, I can't watch my server.

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once a year I email my favorite flashlight manufacturer to ask if they've finally made a flashlight that just turns on and off when you push the button, and every year they're like, "no, but thanks so much for your feedback!"

be honest, have any of you ever used the flashing feature on your flashlight? did it actually come in handy? handy enough that I have to scroll past it every single time I want to turn my flashlight on or off

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submitted 2 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/futurama@lemmy.world

watching Wild Green Yonder with a friend, me watching the movie on my Plex, them watching the version broken into episodes on Hulu.

i pulled Hulu up to make sure i stayed synced, and the Hulu version quickly pulled ahead of mine. i didn't notice a missing scene but i wasn't paying close attention to the Hulu version.

when Hulu auto-cycled to the next episode, even with outro and intro credits, it brought it back to sync with my version. we're ⅓ through episode two, and Hulu is currently 14 seconds ahead, although we started this episode synced.

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submitted 2 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/revanced@lemmy.world

every third post is still sponsored.

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submitted 2 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/revanced@lemmy.world

I repatched and reinstalled it, it won't even open

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 92 points 2 months ago

the reason you were able to download it is because other people were seeding it. that's why seeding is helpful

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submitted 2 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz
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I don't take it very often because I don't want an addiction sneaking up on me, but it certainly makes crowds more manageable. almost enjoyable

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 142 points 2 months ago

ok fine when's the vp debate that should be fire

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 72 points 3 months ago

even straight women like them. I was listening to some NPR thing about this guy in his 50s who got implants, and sometimes wears dresses and heels, but still considers himself a cis man, and his wife said fucking a man with tits is one of the hottest things you can do.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 56 points 3 months ago

egg white is 90% water. it doesn't take much to drastically alter water

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submitted 3 months ago by tilefan@lemm.ee to c/stargate@lemmy.world

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 75 points 3 months ago
[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 170 points 3 months ago

please just put the interesting part in the title.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 67 points 3 months ago

whatever it is, it will be behind a paywall.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 74 points 3 months ago

omg a beardless beardie

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 52 points 3 months ago

every once in awhile I remember I have internal organs and it gives me the ick

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 89 points 3 months ago

I assume you were planning on riding her?

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 62 points 3 months ago

80% of the shit you put in your recycling bin goes straight into a landfill. plastic recycling was a giant greenwashing scam by the oil industry

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 62 points 3 months ago

it's a mindset. pretty much none of them asked to be there, and they're not fighting to defend their homes, so why the fuck should I do anything dangerous?

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