“I came to [Sinegal] once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends,’” Jelinek recalled in a 2018 interview with 425 Business. “And he said, ‘If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’”
You have never bonged before, sir, and it shows.
I had a comment removed that was a barely modified Simpsons quote from the monorail song. Good times, noodle salad.
The closest thing to a real answer that i can come up with is to remove money from politics. That itself seems near impossible a goal, but in order to start making better decisions you have to improve the decision making process that got us to this point.
"the outer ring, stupid, stand in the outer ring!"
I also recommend a fire extinguisher of bear mace. Doesn't require accuracy, very effective, lesser legal consequences, easy to acquire. Be safe y'all.
Or, hear me out, we could stop selling things that kill people to people who kill people.
Remember that one time an ex president was convicted of 30+ felonies and had to wait in jail during the appeal? Me either.
My high point was a chest cooler filled with water and a five gallon jug with the end cut off. Made a wicked gravity bong.