[-] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

I think it's a joke

The setup makes us assume no nudes are being exchanged.

We expect that the transphobe is warning the writer that one of the people receiving nudes is trans. We then expect the reveal to be that the write is trans or something along those lines. It was difficult for me to follow too.

The punchline is that nudes were indeed being exchanged. The transphobe was just a subversion.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago

I am going to reuse the fuck out of this, thank you

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Google "asmongold rat clock"

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry that happened to you. I fucking hate skinheads.

What led up to it and what was the aftermath?

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You eventually get used to it

One time I tried for 5 minutes to get my contact lens out, getting desperate enough to scratch from the white to the iris with my fingernail. I thought I was scratching the contact lens until I felt something weird in the side of my eye.

The fucking thing slid behind my eye at some point.

So I scratched my literal fucking eyeball with very little pain.

My vision was blurry, but I could see only one contact lens was removed in the container. I concluded that it must still be in there and that the bad vision was just my mind playing tricks on me.

Point is, you can get pretty comfortable touching your eyeball.

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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They never gave him LSD, right? Just made a lawyer humiliate him in a debate about his strongly held beliefs a few times.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

progress

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 142 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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im gonna catch up on sleep

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I wouldn't really call myself a distro hopper, but in the last few months I've had to do some fresh installs on a couple of machines and VMs for work

If these aren't included by default, I'll make sure to get em:

GUI:

  • Firefox & Chromium
  • Gimp & Krita
  • VSCode/VSCodium
  • Okular
  • Libre office

CLI*:

  • git
  • wget&curl
  • neovim
  • zsh/ohmyzsh + plugins
  • glow
  • neofetch
  • figlet/toilet
  • zellij
  • python
  • nodejs/npm/nvm + nodemon globally
  • ranger/rifle

Also, how do you go about migrating your old config and rc files? Start fresh or just copy em over and make adjustments where necessary?

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I've always just used konsole or gnome terminal. Never really looked into what else is available. Tried cool-retro-term the other day, but the novelty wore off pretty fast for me.

Curious to see if there's a terminal someone swears by and refuses to use anything else.

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