vaultdweller013

joined 2 years ago
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

Depending on internals it doesn't even necessarily need to be an arrest, just something that requires a report. My local PD apparently needs an incident report done within 12 hours of said incident taking place, this could be as simple as checking on a weird noise and finding a cat.

If Russia wants to hand Karelia back to the Finns they don't need to do a war first. Also I know restoring Karelia would be a shit show but it would be funny.

Then go watch Life of Brian, are you part of the Judean peoples front or the Peoples front of Judea?

Sure but it sits way too high on his head, this is something specific to this particular dipshit. Fuck even when Trump himself wears the dipshit hat it fits better.

A lighter, a bottle of acceleratent, and a carton of salt. Won't kill him directly but between the pain and inevitable infection he will wish for death.

Pulled this one from my ancestor, though he just kicked that priest into a fire and then poured a bag of curing salt onto him but more or less the same method.

This is just stupid enough to be believable, mind you I think he is less intelligent than labatomized cockroach but point still stands.

Tell that to the legions in Teutoburg forest, oh wait my ancestors slaughtered them!

Hey now thats unfair to the Romans, they had whole mock naval battles in the coliseum in Rome. We have football and soccer, which in my opinion is far far less interesting. Give me a full on recreational of the Nevada and have is slug it out with the Bismarck, if we are going to recreate Roman blood sports give it to us in full!

The problem is that the hats technically sit correctly, so I think he just has a weird head. Though it could also be a sensory thing since he has had a lot of work done including hair plugs so maybe it's something to do with that?

IDK maybe I should stop over analyzing a fascist I wish to scalp.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 22 hours ago (8 children)

This is unrelated but why the fuck does every hat Musk wears look like it's like 2 sizes too small? Like I've got a big head and a proper hat settles like right on my brow, meanwhile with Musk it's like 2/3rds up his fucking forehead.

It also captures the raw dumbass energy of that dog perfectly, you know that good boy has no conception of a screen door and has barreled through at least one. I want to pet him.

Oh no I was referring to cutting pennies into halves and quarters, then putting them into 12 gauge shells.

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