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Nope its in CoM I'd need to watch it again.

This was by far and large the best throwaway gag that I'm sure many people missed in "Children of Men". There's a shot near the beginning in the dystopian city and there's a pig shaped balloon floating in the sky. I'm not sure how many people caught it when the saw the movie.

What actually is consent? /s

I feel dirty even joking that's a possibility

To crush my enemies. See them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Please take this for the dark joke it is but as someone who has been in Corporate IT for 25 years, congrats on losing your job!

When you die and reach the pearly gates is God really gonna be like "yeah I see you missed your kids soccer games but man in 2024 you really got those deliverables done for your work!"

Amen brother.

Meh. It's more finding the person that compliments you. Your SO should compliment you so your weaknesses are less pronounced and likewise you should do that with your SO.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

I sent this to my GF because it aligns with our relationship and works great. She reminded me to call the dentist to get my root canal done and I know she'll remind me again when I invariably forget because I hate dentist but love dicking her down.

See and I keep telling people I'm racist and people don't believe me despite my words clearly showing I am. I think I confuse people because the ex-wife is Jewish and my girlfriend is African lol

NB. Words are stupid. Actions define a man.

Race to the bottom

Fuck them in the bussy?