For posts about the comic Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz
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Patty looks at Charlie Brown looking down at his coat. He says, "This coat is too big for me"
She points at it and exclaims, "That's not the coat's fault...You're too small!!"
He spreads his hands and says, "There you go...."
He stalks off concluding, "Always blaming me for everything!"
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Snoopy's ears shoot up in surprise as a golf-ball goes bouncing by him.
Snoopy chases the ball.
He looks puzzled as the ball falls in the seventh hole.
He walks off angry.
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"Patty, Shermy and Charlie Brown are sitting on the floor working on a puzzle. Charlie Brown stands up and says " Well. I hate to break up the game, But I guess I'll have to be going... Patty and Shermy keep on playing and Charlie Brown yells back " I said, I hate to break up the game, But I guess I'll have to be going! Charlie Brown is walking out the Door and says "RATS!""
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Patty looks at Charlie Brown smiling and standing in the doorway. She asks,"What are you doing here, Charlie Brown?"
She sits and continues,"I thought you went downtown..." He replies,"I did, but you know the old saying..."
He concludes,"You can't keep a good man downtown!"
He runs off as she gives chase. He laughs and exclaims,"Boy, I'm in top shape today!"
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Patty and Shermy are walking and Shermy says, "My stomach hurts.."
Shermy sits down on the ground with Patty looking down at him saying, "You probably ate too much ice cream at that party"
Patty sits down in front of Shermy. Shermy tells Patty, "No, I didn't... I had nine pieces of cake..."
Still sitting, Shermy then says, "But only one dish of ice cream!"
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Snoopy runs along smiling.
He frowns as Charlie Brown looks down at him and says,"Ha! For once you're too late! I've eaten all the candy!"
Charlie Brown gets a pained expression on his face and starts coughing and wheezing. He puts his hands to his throat and exclaims,"Boy, I swallowed that too fast!"
He sighs in relief and concludes,"Choke Gasp! Koff! I'll have to admit that was a hollow victory..."
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Snoopy sits on the grass sleeping.
He suddenly wakes up and his ears shoot up in the air.
He runs off smiling.
He sits in front of Charlie Brown licking his lips. The latter holds a peeled banana and exclaims,"Rats!! He can even hear me peeling a banana!"
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Charlie Brown stands, with his tongue out, in front of Patty as she sits on the step chomping candy from a bag.
He watches as she walks away and tosses the bag behind her.
He blows up the discarded bag.
She jumps as he bursts the bag behind her.
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Charlie Brown stands near Patty as she points at the glass counter. He says,"Ah!", as she says,"A penny's worth of this, and a penny's worth of that..."
He smacks his lips as she continues,"A penny's worth of these and a penny's worth of those..."
He exclaims questioningly as she walks away.
He turns and looks towards the top of the counter. He says,"Nothing for me, thank you....I'm just drooling!"
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Patty stands nearby her doll as Shermy sits on the ground reading. She puts her hand out to catch the raindrops and says,"April showers bring May flowers"
Shermy stands and points at her; he says,"That's wrong...you mean, 'April showers may bring flowers'."
They look off to their left as she says,"Here comes Charlie Brown....he'll know how that saying goes"
Charlie Brown approaches wearing a raincoat. He smiles and says,"You're both wrong...it's 'April showers bring raincoats!'."
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Charlie Brown walks up to Snoopy sitting on the ground and Shermy building a small animal-house. He points at the house and exclaims, "Snoopy won't be able to get into that doghouse! It's too small!!"
He continues as Snoopy frowns,"How could you make a mistake like that? What kind of a carpenter are you?"
Snoopy sticks his tongue out at him as Shermy snaps,"This is not a doghouse....this is a birdhouse!"
Charlie Brown blushes as they walk off and Snoopy laughs. He looks at the reader and says,"Oh...."
The first time that someone blushes
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Violet and Patty are walking along. Violet asks,"Boys are rough and mean, aren't they?"
As they walk down the lane Patty replies,"I'll say they are, but girls are different....girls are kind and gentle"
Charlie Brown jumps as Patty and Violet approach him and shout,"Get out of the way!!"
He stands dazed watching them as they walk off. Violet concludes,"Girls are peace-loving amd considerate"
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Charlie Brown stands on the golf-green next to a golf-ball holding his golf-club. He yells,"Fore! FORE! Fore!! Fore!"
Patty stands nearby as Charlie Brown positions himself to hit the golf-ball. She says,"I didn't know that you could play golf, Charlie Brown...."
He turns to her and says,"Well, I can't, really...."
He concludes,"I just enjoy yelling!" "Fore!" "Fore!!" "Fore!"
The first reference to golf
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Charlie Brown walks along saying,"I'd like to be president, or a five-star general or a big-time operator...."
He stops and watches as Violet and Patty walk by. They say, "Hello, there, Charlie Brown!"
As they walk off, Patty says,"That Charlie Brown's a good guy, isn't he?" Violet replies,"He sure is! Good ol' Charlie Brown"
He walks off and concludes,"But that's all I'll ever be....just 'Good Ol' Charlie Brown'...."
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Violet and Charlie Brown are standing in the field next to a tree. He points at the tree and says,"This, Violet, is an oak tree..."
He points to another tree and continues,"And this is a birch tree...."
Violet points in front of her and asks,"What kind is that one?" He looks in the direction she's pointing and says,"That one? That must be a bamboo tree"
They stand in front of a flag placed in the seventh hole on the golf-green. She says,"It certainly grows straight, doesn't it?"
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Shermy stands in the grass holding a pop gun, with Snoopy standing next to him. He quiets Snoopy.
They lean forward and He exclaims,"There!! I see him!"
He squints his eyes and lets the gun go with a Pop!
As the gun's string falls on Snoopy's nose, Shermy looks down at him and says,"I'm sorry..."
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Shermy, holding a baseball bat, stands talking to Charlie Brown, who is wearing a baseball mitt. The former says,"You can't be on the team until you get a shirt with a sponsor's name on it" Charlie Brown replies,"Rats"
Charlie Brown walks along, kicking his mitt. He wonders,"Who'd ever want to sponsor me?!" "Rats!"
He stops, looks at the reader, and says,"Unless..." "Why not?"
He runs along, mitt in hand, and wearing a shirt that reads,'Violet's Mud Pies'. He shouts,"O.K., start the game!!"
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Charlie Brown stands in the doorway as Snoopy jumps up and down. The former asks,"You're glad to see me, huh, Snoopy?"
As Snoopy does a backflip, Charlie Brown exclaims,"Boy, what a greeting!"
Snoopy continues to bounce up and down, and he continues,"This touches me deeply..."
Snoopy sits and watches as Charlie Brown cries. The latter says,"Never before in all my life has anyone made me feel so welcome! snifsnif*"
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Violet walks behind Charlie Brown and exclaims,"Charlie Brown, you said that I was your girl!"
They walk side by side and she continues,"And yet, I saw you down at the drugstore today with Patty!"
He stops and spreads his hands. He says,"All right, I admit it..."
He walks away and concludes,"I'm not above that sort of thing!"
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Snoopy's ears shoot up as he watches a bird walk by singing.
The bird is puzzled as Snoopy starts walking behind singing off key.
The bird turns to Snoopy and shouts at him.
Snoopy sits and watches the bird walk along singing.
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Snoopy's ears shoot up as a bird flies pass him.
He gives chase and starts barking.
He is surprise as the bird continues to fly off and he tumbles down a flight of steps.
He is angry as he trots back up the steps.
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Charlie Brown approaches Patty sitting on the floor reading. He asks,"Patty, how do you spell 'Governor'?"
She continues reading and replies,"Look it up in the dictionary"
He says,"I tried to, but I couldn't find it" She asks,"Why not?"
She frowns as he replies,"I didn't know how to spell it!"
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Violet sits on the floor surrounding by baking ingredients and a baking bowl. She says,"Let's see now...a few grains of salt...one teaspoon vanilla..."
She pours ingredients into the bowl and continues,"Two cups of light cream...two eggs separated..."
She starts stirring and exclaims,"Rats! It's just no use!!"
She stands and looks down at the bowl and concludes,"No matter what you do to it....a mud pie is still a mud pie!"
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Snoopy and Charlie Brown walk along wearing matching shirts.
Patty walks along and calls out,"Hey, Charlie Brown!"
She stops in front of them and exclaims,"Gee, with shirts just alike, it's hard to tell you two apart!"
As Snoopy turns away glowering, Charlie Brown turns to him and exclaims,"All right, don't look so insulted!!"
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