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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

In Ye Olden Tymes, people learned to read with it, to much the same effect.

Very clever, Christians.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

“We need big time money. How should we get it?”

“Charge 50x the usual?”

“Excellent.”

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

No, that’s the Korporate News Kushion for Konservatives

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

KJV people are always around. Thee thy and thou.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

And it’s so simple a child could figure it out.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Wow that’s a lotta wasted cheese

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Oh really? The demented babbling rapist traitor is falling behind polls of women on the economy, is he?

Jesus Fred Christ on a Busted Goddamn Crutch these headlines are insanity.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

There’s the actual reason.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Seriously, what dipshit is going, “hmm well now he’s gone too far!”

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

😁

Ayyyy . . . fuggeddaboudit

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Hey hey baby . . . How you doin

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

Your father was a sardine! And your mother smelt of Chihuahua bottoms!

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I dunno, it came from a discussion about an owl recovering from an accident. “Call him Tug McGraw cause he’s ‘Tough as Nails’ I said”. But then I had to go look it up, because I couldn’t remember how I knew that and man - it was right there

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Archived source

Former President Donald J. Trump began his news conference on Thursday in the lobby of Trump Tower, standing in front of seven American flags. He laid a bound folder down on a lectern and declared that he was going to focus on the southern border, where his Democratic rival, Vice President Kamala Harris, is headed on Friday.

That lasted about 10 minutes.

Mr. Trump quickly appeared to grow bored with the remarks he read from, and drifted repeatedly toward other topics.

. . . At the beginning of the news conference, Mr. Trump struggled at times to articulate his thoughts or make a point clearly. He stumbled over some words as he read from remarks he had plainly not written. He bootstrapped one thought onto another based on whether the words associated with something else, as opposed to having a clear through line.

After he accused Ms. Harris of ruining San Francisco while she was the district attorney, a recent favorite line of attack, Mr. Trump followed it up with tangents that related loosely to the city of San Francisco as opposed to the reason he was at the lectern.

. . . Then he dodged several questions about whether Ukraine should cede its land to Russia in order to end the bloody incursion that President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia first began in 2022. Ms. Harris earlier in the day made a jab at Mr. Trump, arguing that people who would propose Ukraine cede some of its territory to Russia were asking the country to surrender.

“It would have been a lot easier to work out prior to the start,” said Mr. Trump, who has praised Mr. Putin over the years and described the invasion as “smart” when it first occurred.

He answered a question about whether he would rescind his endorsement of Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson of North Carolina, who’s running for governor and who has been linked in a CNN report to making homophobic, racist and antisemitic statements on a pornographic website before he was a candidate. Mr. Trump responded, “I don’t know the situation.”

As he left the lobby, he stopped when someone asked if Ukraine should give up territory.

“We’ll see what happens,” Mr. Trump said.

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